People always bring up certain laws that we are supposed to keep, such as the Law of Chastity and the Law of Tithing. It's disheartening to focus on those kinds of laws, because I break them so often.
I prefer to emphasize my perfect record obeying the Law of Gravity.
That's something that not even the angels of heaven can say. They have no regard for that law.
So, what gives, Gabriel? What's the matter, Moroni? C'mon fellas, keep your feet on the ground for once.
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Nice. So you're human after all, huh? :-p
ReplyDeleteWhat about the laws of thermodynamics? Been cooking up any continuous motion machines lately? Sinner.
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